Stejar Strahl and Eiseemi Laxi followed the Pink Geezer. Finally they arrived at the Strokeback Fountain.
Stejar Strahl: Look! There's my baby boy in the hand of the rambo! Eiseemi Laxi: Jambo! My name is Laxi, Eiseemi Laxi and I need to know where you're going to take that baby. Mrs cowboy: I'm gonna tell you this one time, Eiseemi duckin' Laxi, an' I ain't foolin'... Mr Wowboy: Blaa blaa blaadidaa. My momma believes in the cosmonauts.
Mrs Cowboy, Mr Wowboy and the tiny Russian galloped away.
Eiseemi Laxi: Hey! The geezer is breaking the fountain! Stejar Strahl: Stop this criminal act at once! Pink Geezer: I've done nothing. I'm just a poor fountain-flusher. Stejar Strahl: Why did you take the baby? Why did they leave with the baby? Pink Geezer: I sold it. They wanted to adopt an astronaut.
Stejar Strahl: Oh. That's understandable. Have you sold any turtles or rings lately? Pink Geezer: No, but I ate some tasty artichokes in the baneberry sauce. The plates were made of tortoiseshell. Eiseemi Laxi: Where? Pink Geezer: In the local Inn. You should taste their Sockjuice. It's fabulous. My grandma always said after that: "We had so much fun indeed, while we ran and peed."