Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Superlon Mystery 15: They want you, they want you in the gravy



Eiseemi Laxi:
The slimy sodafish on me head,
blinking her eye,
good-bye.
Nothing else in me bed,
left,
oh what a horrible theft.

Stejar Strahl: A free advice; pack your poems and go fishing.

Eiseemi Laxi: Oh look, there's the Peasant's Inn!
Stejar Strahl: Some jolly villagers too!
Eiseemi Laxi: Hey village people!
Suspicious woman: Wha' u want?

Eiseemi Laxi: :
We heard you have delicious dishes,
missus,
from the turtle plates,
mates.

Björn the Bear: Howdy partner! The owner sells fine plates and every kinds of items made of the turtles.
Do you want to buy some?
Surprised man: You shouldn't have said that! He's a police officer!
Björn the Bear: What did I say? I just told that we are selling the turtle things.
I didn't tell them we are the famous tortoise-catchers!

Eiseemi Laxi:
You just did tell,
the thing,
rang me bell,
ding
.

Surprised man: Look what you did! The Schildpatt twins will be furious now!
Stejar Strahl: Mind you, your armpits smell like the infamous Chinese eggs.
Eiseemi Laxi: Could we eat something now?

To be continued...

8 comments:

Dave said...

Just warn them not to spend the night at the YMCA.

Dave said...

Ohhh. Lovely steam-roller, by the way.

Interpreter Pavlov said...

What IS all this?

If you're a GW aficionado I hope you won't find the following offensive:

The Times November 09, 2005

A HOT PARROT

By a Correspondent

A woman in Florida faces felony charges after she tried to trade a rare parrot for a classic car. Jill Knispel, 35, told the owner of the vintage 1964 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia that she walked out of her employer's bird shop with the $2,000 (£1,150) Greenwing parrot stuffed down her bra. But the car's owner knew the owner of the shop and police were alerted. DNA tests confirmed the parrot's identity. (AP)

Thanks for the link. Can't promise it'll be worth anyone's while.

taigathefox said...

Dave, the steam-roller is Mr.Fox's. He owns all the best toys.

taigathefox said...

Welcome to the fox earth, interpreter pavlov. Thanks for the link, too.

Blimey, poor parrot. She must have large breasts, though.

Anonymous said...

Are you anyhow related to Northern Girls Love Gravy?

taigathefox said...

No, I don't eat gravy on my carrots.

Dave said...

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.