Eiseemi Laxi: Wake up! Stejar! What have you done? Stejar Strahl: Mmph? Eiseemi Laxi: I close my eyes and when I wake up, you are lying on the ground. Stejar Strahl: Mmmm? Eiseemi Laxi: Lying on the ground with a chubby Russian lady, actually . Stejar Stahl: Hmmm... Eiseemi Laxi: The chubby Russian lady had a baby boy, by the way. Looks a bit like you. Stejar Strahl: Eermm. Eiseemi Laxi: God, are you the father? Stejar Strahl: Erm..nee. What?
Eiseemi Laxi: Why is that octopus wearing a ketchup camouflage? Stejar Strahl: No idea. Eiseemi Laxi: Oh, and that poor little fish. Just a head left in my bed. The carpet is messy, too. Why, oh why? Stejar Strahl: No idea. Eiseemi Laxi: Maybe you do when you'll have a view to a bill. Why are we in this hotel anyway? Where are we? Stejar Strahl: Hrmprh. I dunno. Eiseemi Laxi: You are as cheerful as the monkey's bum. Stejar Strahl: It's hard to be happy when your socks are wet.
Eiseemi Laxi: Shh. What's that noise? Stejar Strahl: Oi! That pink geezer is stealing the baby!
To be continued...
No fish or Russians harmed during the photo shooting.