Yoho ahoy! All the 1000 profile viewers, where are you?
[facing the deepest possible silence]
Well then, my ten lovely readers. I'm happy you are visiting me.
A (3) made the image, The northern lights and a furry owl, which presents the utter gloominess of my blog.
What should I offer you. Lets see...
...All I've got is lots of Pays d'Auge Cidre,
lots of vanilla ice-cream
and a blender...
...Whilst waiting you can read what has been searched from this blog:
- muscular woman
- laxi lady
- trouble at chariots sauna Thursday
- Guy Secretan is my father
Cidershakes are ready,
may your heads go all bubblery!
About my non-existent book - I’ve long been fascinated by the saga of Jim Crace’s Useless America, a book that never existed but, thanks to a typing error or a misheard phone call or...
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