Futonia was softer than a mashed potato in the sun. Ella Salmon didn't feel well. She just wanted to sleep like a tired woman. Eiseemi Laxi: Mother, you need a hot cup of earl grey. Ella Salmon: Oh yes, my minor macushla, there's a tea salong. Look, it says "The Black Earl" on the door.
And so they entered the felted room. Stejar Strahl: Two teas and a cabbage soda, please. Black Earl: We have only pumpkins and bananas, monkey eyes and ananas. The turtle: You should try the coconut. The other turtle: Although a man whom life intoxicates, who has no need of dine, shall have the haberdasher's hazelnut. The third turtle: But... The turtle: Just shut up. The other turtle: If you find that hazelnut, your life will be like a shell. The third turtle: That didn't rhyme. The turtle: Oh whine whine whine. The other turtle: If you will find the dad, find the nut, and run fast. But don't feed the animals. Stejar Strahl: You're the second one who says that. The other turtle: I'm not named The other turtle by accident.
Black Earl: Now snug in your bed, there will be no marks left in your head. Stejar Strahl: What marks? Black Earl: It will hurt you like a gooseberry does to the yoghurt. Stejar Strahl: What does the gooseberry do to yoghurt? Black Earl: Well, don't ask me. I'm not a berry.
Yogi Ghurt: But you can always ask me before you sleep. Stejar Strahl: Ask you what? Yogi Ghurt: Like what is the colour of the Black Earl's purse? Stejar Strahl: Black? Yogi Ghurt: No, you ask me. Stejar Strahl: Like what is the odour of the Jack Pearl's nurse? Yogi Ghurt: No. Stejar Strahl: Wrong answer. Yogi Ghurt: No. You are supposed to ask me, not to answer me. Like who is twenty-eight today? Stejar Strahl: Oh, Happy Birthday. Yogi Ghurt: No, I'm not... But Stejar Strahl was already asleep.