Saturday, May 27, 2006

Superlon Mystery 22: We're just two lost moles swimming in the fish soul

What Eiseemi Laxi saw, was an empty and soaked bark boat.
They had used Stejar's undershirt as a sail.
Eiseemi had a fly in the eye.
Eiseemi Laxi: Oh friend, wish you were here.

He took a closer look at the fish net lying on the beach.
Eiseemi Laxi: Oh well, at least some fish is here.
Stejar Strahl: No fish, just me and the four ninjas: da Vinci, Buonarroti, Sanzio and di Niccolò di Betto Bardi.
Eiseemi Laxi: Stejar! How are you?
Stejar Strahl: Not bad, I met your Dad.
Eiseemi Laxi: You too? Where is he?
Stejar Strahl: He said to me "I can walk with my hands" and I said to him "I can walk with my socks" and Mama Zucchini said to me " why don't you walk with your socks then" and pushed me into the water.
Eiseemi Laxi: So you aren't happy then.
Stejar Strahl: No.
Eiseemi Laxi: We will release the too teen turtles and have a tea with my Mum.

To be continued...


Dave said...

Is the fact that one of them named da vinci a code for something? Are we intended to study the picture very carefully for clues?

taigathefox said...

The wrong turtles are just the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles named after Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raffaello and Donatello. No codes, sorry.

Dave said...

Well, you would say that, wouldn't you?

I suspect this is all part of a Europe-wide conspiracy, which will require all my talents of detection, international travel and the on-drive. Ultimately it will become a best-selling book.

I believe these so-called 'word verification' letters are in fact part of the coded message. I will spend tonight analysing them.

occasional poster of comments said...

Someone really should analyse them, Dave. My word verification says mrconfuc. And what Mr Confucius says, I can only imagine. Probably something like, "What the Superlonian man seeks is in himself."

Whatever pink fluid you've imbibed today, Taiga, it's clearly had a wonderful effect :)

taigathefox said...

Mr Confucius was closer than ever, may I say :)

First weeds and beanpoles, then magick mushrooms and word verification codes, and now mysterious pink fluids. What do you think I am? A hippie?

occasional poster of comments said...

It was just the first Pink Floyd pun that came to mind.

Now I'm tempted to ask, does Mr Confucius get to Have a Cigar?

taigathefox said...

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.

Interpreter Pavlov said...

OPC: Well! There's an invitation - but please remember Kipling's observation that 'a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.' Not that I necessarily share his views, mind...

taigathefox said...

You shouldn't trust my cigars. They might be filled with pink fluid.

occasional poster of comments said...

IP: Can't say that I agree with Kipling, either. [Ponders] Or entirely understand what he's trying to say, come to think of it.

But I can say that I've never tried to light a woman, so I think all parties should be quite safe.

taigathefox said...

I'm slightly confused, but maybe that is an essential part of the Confucianism.
OPC: You shouldn't try to light a fox either, goodness knows what kind of a smoke I am.