I have been told: "Never let your cub google alone."
I wish I had listened.
Now he wants to move to Wales.
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I'm sure you can persuade him otherwise. For instance, there's always Lower Manhattan...
Which Wales? Fluke, hump-backed, sperm ...
Perhaps you need to tell him about this:
"Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?"
"No, but I've often thought I'd like to."
"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the
placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. Youll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."
- Edmund Blackadder and his peasant Baldrick
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