My father wanted me to be an arson baby. My mother wanted me to be a hammond organist. I wanted to be a showjumper.
Well, who am I? Master of the monosyllabic boredom.
'CAMPUS" Comedy Showcase tonight, C4, 10pm
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So, yes, 'Campus' on tonight. For those few I haven't managed to annoy via
Twitter, this is the Comedy Showcase myself and some of the other Green Wing
wri...
Apologies
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Sorry about yesterday. The penicillin does seem to be slowly clearing up the
infection, but I still haven't had a decent night's sleep for two weeks, so
wa...
OSS117: Those Legs Will Take You A Long Way, Lady
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Remember the good old days of movie posters? When it was pretty obvious that
the illustrator hadn't seen the movie and there was always a steam engine
exp...
147. haaste
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Tällä viikolla haasteena on *kuu*.
Muistattehan, että haasteesta saa inspiroida aivan vapaasti mitä ikinä
mieleen putkahtaa.
Runotorstaissa runoillaan m...
Return of the old-style cultural theory post!
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If I were to frame Larkin’s Law of Reissues, it would say that anything you
haven’t got already probably isn’t worth bothering about. In other words, if
so...
Party!
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The useful side-effect of the Russian having magnifying glasses surgically
attached to his face to spot my shortcomings more easily is that he’s now
brilli...
Happy Halloween!
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Or is Halloween supposed to be happy? I'm never too sure. Anyway, whatever
it's supposed to be, here are some Halloween-themed links:
*Nightmare pop*
Firs...
Eero ja Selma ne yhteen soppii
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Jo jonkin aikaa sitten pesukoneessa huovutetun vanhan villapaidan hihoista
syntyivät käsinuket
Eero
ja
Selma.
Pariskunta yhteispotretissa.
Meille on ...
Observational Humour
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I pride myself on my powers of observation. For instance, I am very good at
noticing when people are left-handed, either in real life, or on-screen.
Obviou...
The High Life
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Grottaglie, Italy
Another installation from this year's Fame Festival. This was placed near
the local fly-tipping area and dog pound - the high life indeed...
Unusual Media Epiphany
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I had an unusual media epiphany last week, and it had nothing to do with
Trafigura, Jan Moir or the balloon boy, whatever that last one was all
about.
No,...
Beware of trouble that requires specialist equipment
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*Beware of trouble that requires specialist equipment *
All mountains are exactly the same - they go up.
Unless you're at the top, in which case they don't...
The Cabinet Maker's Granddaughter
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So what would you like to do? she says patiently.
I'd like to listen to the radio and make things out of wood all day. That's
what I want to do. And not ha...
The whole of Ireland
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Conor stopped the car on top of the highest hill in the North and from there
I could see the whole of Ireland stretched out in front of me. The sun was
b...
Ten Questions
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I was just having this discussion with someone this weekend and I'm going to
share it here.
It is the unusual horseperson who never considers breeding a h...
THURSDAY 9TH JULY - KNEEHIGH
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Last Thursday evening P and I went to see Kneehigh Theatre's production of
*BRIEF ENCOUNTER. *
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*Cameras were not allowed in the auditorium so the best ...
Veni, Vidi, Circunambulati
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It has been a strange tour of service, these past three years, showing the
ghosts of the Camel and Pilot around the world for which they fought and
died. O...
Review: ‘Rocknrolla’
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‘Gloriously ostentatious’ (Total Film) **** ‘A sparkling return to form’
(Heat) **** ‘Arse juice’ (The Done Thing) That said, it’s a bit rich of
Peter Brad...
Questions, Questions.
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Now I’m no oil-painting, but. Should the woman with only one tooth, one
brown and decaying single tooth in her entire head, really be allowed to
serve cust...
Superlon Advent Calendar 2007 - Day 24
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Stejar Strahl and Twilight Turtle came back to the Palace of the Frozen
Tears. They hadn't found any treasures; not one shiny packet of happiness,
not eve...
3 comments:
So does person who vaguely remembers that he used to blog, once upon a time...
Brilliant - and you wouldn't even need to wash it.
But would it spread, eventually, and take over the whole of the bathroom?
I would be prepared to carpet most of the house like that. But how do you vacuum it?
I don't know why I asked that, I never vacuum anyway.
I'll just go quietly.
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