A (4): Can we have a Playstation?
T Fox: No.
A: Why not?
T Fox: Do you know what a Playstation is?
T Fox: Oh well, and besides it costs a lot of money...
A: Do you have to be so lazy, Mom? Get a weekend job.
Cat pukes on the floor.
Mr Fox: Oh for heavens sake cat, can't you use a bucket?
About my non-existent book - I’ve long been fascinated by the saga of Jim Crace’s Useless America, a book that never existed but, thanks to a typing error or a misheard phone call or...
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