Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Heard in the Fox Earth

A (4): Can we have a Playstation?
T Fox: No.
A: Why not?
T Fox: Do you know what a Playstation is?
A: No.
T Fox: Oh well, and besides it costs a lot of money...
A: Do you have to be so lazy, Mom? Get a weekend job.


Cat pukes on the floor.
Mr Fox: Oh for heavens sake cat, can't you use a bucket?

15 comments:

Bowleserised said...

Plus ca change. When I was little I told my dad to get a proper job, like being a bus driver, so I could have a Shetland pony to keep in the garden.
At the time he was a professor.

Taiga the Fox said...

Ooh, when I was little I wanted to have a Shetland pony too. We didn't have a stable, so I told my Mum we could keep the pony in the sauna.

Sopwith-Camel said...

Cat learns to puke in person's shoe. Believe me, it can happen.

How come such fastidious little creatures can be so messy?

Bowleserised said...

Yeah, I mean, what was your mum going to use the sauna for anyway? Much better to convert it into a stable.

Taiga the Fox said...

S-C, I hope my cat's not going to learn that.

B., my thoughts exactly.

BiB said...

I think the cat was showing solidarity with you.

Dave said...

I have nothing to say, but wanted to say it.

mimi buzzard said...

Is your cat ok? Good for you banning a Playstation, they are awful things.

Fi said...

If (god forbid) you should ever get a playstation, train the cat to puke on it. Best thing all round (destroy evil; save shoes, carpet etc..)

Taiga the Fox said...

BiB, Dave, Mimi, Fi; good to see you've been visiting the fox earth. I was having a restless weekend with a cat and the rest of the fox family, pondering about seeds and sewerage and other things that do matter, when it's sunny and warm outside.

Mimi, the vet said 7 years ago that the cat could still live two months or ten years... She's got FIP, but is a strong 14 years old lady now.

mimi buzzard said...

Taiga is the cat you mention, the one who looks like he wears wooly trousers? I LOVE that cat...

Taiga the Fox said...

Oh, no Emppu's another cat of mine, a Norwegian forest cat. He lives with my Mum, because he doesn't like the city life and has got a voice of a lion.

She is here.

jo flow said...

hi! loved this!
i made a translation of this in my blog to portuguese, hope its ok, and linked to here and to the other one about starting school, here:
http://expolho.blogspot.com/2007/05/help-me-happy-feet.html

jo flow said...

http://expolho.blogspot.com/2007/05/help-me-happy-feet.html

Taiga the Fox said...

Hi Jo Flow, it was really odd to see my words translated to Portugese :)
Nice that you visited my blog :)