Thursday, June 01, 2006

Superlon Mystery 24: Under the fridge


They all ate Ella Salmon's fishy pie, which had been in the fridge far too long.

Ella Salmon: I have my bridge night, so you little bunnies, go on and jump away.
Stejar Strahl: Bye and thanks for the pie.
Eiseemi Laxi: Something's kicking inside my belly.
Ella Salmon: Oh, how cute of you. I'll go and knit something.
Eiseemi Laxi: But Mom, it's...

It was too late. Ella Salmon was gone.
Eiseemi Laxi opened the front door and fell on the street.
Stejar Strahl: What's wrong buddy? You look like your stomach's just opened.

There was no answer, just a tiny turtle skeleton popping out.
It rolled over in the wind.
Stejar Strahl: You ate it? You ate your turtle? Answer me, Eiseemi!


The End.

(Of the Season 1.)

11 comments:

Occasional Poster of Comments said...

Wow. Mr Confucius really was pretty close to the answer. Hope he didn't give it away :)

Very much looking forward to Season 2.

Dave said...

I do think the entire cast should have been left dangling over a precipice, but otherwise, most satisfactory.

Dave said...

Oh, it's going to be like Alien isn't it? Something's going to burst out of his stomach.

Taiga the Fox said...

OPC: wasn't he indeed. Mr Confucius seems to know Superlon pretty well :)
Dave: Couldn't find the ambulance. But look, there's Wolverine with his adamantium skeleton!

Dave said...

I've got a cricket helmet made of adamantium, you know.

Taiga the Fox said...

Crikey. Sadly that's of course a fictional metal...so that would probably reduce its effectiveness in a criketcrash style scenario.

Dave said...

No, it's real.

Taiga the Fox said...

Still fictional.

Dave said...

Real.

Occasional Poster of Comments said...

Admant i am that it's not.

Dave said...

Sortry OPC, you're not in this script. You lose.